Big things often come in small packages, for example grenades and the X Mini II Speaker. Just like a grenade the X Mini II is small enough to transport with ease, just like a grenade the X Mini II nestles ergonomically in your hand and just like a grenade the X Mini II explodes! Seriously these things need to be heard to be believed – Massively loud and awesome!

N.B The X Mini II speaker is not a grenade and thus makes an ineffective though melodic choice of weaponry. If you are in need of a real grenade please get therapy.

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Its called The Rat Race for a reason! Celebrate making it through the day in style with this awesome doormat – ideally there will be a crowd of people cheering your name and an ice cool beer awaiting you, but the matt will do!

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If you have a point to make, say it in style!

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Everyone wants to be chief of the remote control it’s the ultimate household goal, and when you finally grasp the cool hard plastic in your hands it feels, well er actually, it feels a little disappointing! For such a sacred prize it looks more than a tad mundane. But fear not, some genius folk have seriously sexed up the humble remote! This bad boy is an accelerometer controlled universal remote control / kick arse magic wand that responds to your flicks and swishes to change channel / volume and so forth – Fuck Harry Potter – you are the Wandmaster!

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If you ever want to see your Cheese again meet me at the old (sofa) fort at 1800 hours. Be alone. Bring chocolate.

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This isn’t just a notebook, this is a notebook with some serious pedigree: The legendary notebook of Van Gogh, Hemingway, Matisse and heaps of other smart dead guys. This little badboy nullifies the need for you to be clever, funny or interesting as just by holding it you look all three and more! Result!

N.B No moles were hurt in the making of this notebook, though I did poke one quite hard whilst writing this post.

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For many years the world has spoken in hushed tones of the second coming, the day when the divine becomes corporal once more and shines its transformative light upon our lives, now at last it is upon us.

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We at AC aren’t uber fond of the whole being a grown up thing, we have to tidy our own rooms, don’t get pocket money and hardly ever get time to play! Luckily some clever types have merged worktime and funtime with these supreme little Lego inspired USB Blocks – Love em!

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Option 1: Pick Prospective Sexual Partner up. Take Prospective Sexual Partner to dinner at fancy restaurant. Make Prospective Sexual Partner laugh with your wit and charm. Complement Prospective Sexual Partner in a sincere and unique manner. Move on to an intimate bar. Buy Prospective Sexual Partner a few cocktails. Ask Prospective Sexual Partner if they want to go back to yours for cup of coffee. Make coffee. Make it clear you don’t give a damn about the coffee. Make move.

Option 2: Invite Prospective Sexual Partner round. Light candle.

Which do you prefer?

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So having a pet is nice, but lets face it unless Tiddles is a Puma or Rover’s half wolf your creature’s hardly going to blow anyones mind – unless you invest in a R2 Fish Scool! Now you can teach your little flipper to dribble, fetch and shoot hoops – fuck the job and mortgage – take this badboy on the road to fame and fortune!

WARNING Purchasing this item decreases users sex appeal (But who needs sex when your goldfish limbos!)

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