
This isn’t just a notebook, this is a notebook with some serious pedigree: The legendary notebook of Van Gogh, Hemingway, Matisse and heaps of other smart dead guys. This little badboy nullifies the need for you to be clever, funny or interesting as just by holding it you look all three and more! Result!
N.B No moles were hurt in the making of this notebook, though I did poke one quite hard whilst writing this post.
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For many years the world has spoken in hushed tones of the second coming, the day when the divine becomes corporal once more and shines its transformative light upon our lives, now at last it is upon us.
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Who says education is more important than playtime, your successful now yeah, hell maybe you even wear a tie – well celebrate all that good experimentation and embrace your inner child with this kick arse tie pin – after all we’re the grown-ups now and its our turn to decide what that means!
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Work can be a tad boring can’t it, and not everyone gets a happy smiling face across the desk to brighten up their morning… that is until now! Now you can create hordes of happy chums from your previously lifeless desktop tat, or use them at home to freak out your flatmates/lovers etc, the randomer the object the more fun, now wheres that dil…
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