Big things often come in small packages, for example grenades and the X Mini II Speaker. Just like a grenade the X Mini II is small enough to transport with ease, just like a grenade the X Mini II nestles ergonomically in your hand and just like a grenade the X Mini II explodes! Seriously these things need to be heard to be believed – Massively loud and awesome!
N.B The X Mini II speaker is not a grenade and thus makes an ineffective though melodic choice of weaponry. If you are in need of a real grenade please get therapy.
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This isn’t just a notebook, this is a notebook with some serious pedigree: The legendary notebook of Van Gogh, Hemingway, Matisse and heaps of other smart dead guys. This little badboy nullifies the need for you to be clever, funny or interesting as just by holding it you look all three and more! Result!
N.B No moles were hurt in the making of this notebook, though I did poke one quite hard whilst writing this post.
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For many years the world has spoken in hushed tones of the second coming, the day when the divine becomes corporal once more and shines its transformative light upon our lives, now at last it is upon us.
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Any damage done to you, self inflicted or otherwise is a crime pure and simple – Mark it thus and stem the flow, plus it seems to us here at AC that not entering ones wounds is always good sense!
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A good torch is important – we have no idea why really but our dad said so and if your looking for a good light then the Maglite is King, dam powerful, looks sexy and has a cool twisty lighty thing rather than a lame button. Dad approved.
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First there was fire, then the wheel, now there is the flip HD! Never again will the supreme moments in your life be doomed to fade, consigned only to human memory, now you can pull out your trusty flip and enshrine them to immortality!
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