If you have a point to make, say it in style!
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Everyone wants to be chief of the remote control it’s the ultimate household goal, and when you finally grasp the cool hard plastic in your hands it feels, well er actually, it feels a little disappointing! For such a sacred prize it looks more than a tad mundane. But fear not, some genius folk have seriously sexed up the humble remote! This bad boy is an accelerometer controlled universal remote control / kick arse magic wand that responds to your flicks and swishes to change channel / volume and so forth – Fuck Harry Potter – you are the Wandmaster!
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This isn’t just a notebook, this is a notebook with some serious pedigree: The legendary notebook of Van Gogh, Hemingway, Matisse and heaps of other smart dead guys. This little badboy nullifies the need for you to be clever, funny or interesting as just by holding it you look all three and more! Result!
N.B No moles were hurt in the making of this notebook, though I did poke one quite hard whilst writing this post.
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For many years the world has spoken in hushed tones of the second coming, the day when the divine becomes corporal once more and shines its transformative light upon our lives, now at last it is upon us.
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Who says education is more important than playtime, your successful now yeah, hell maybe you even wear a tie – well celebrate all that good experimentation and embrace your inner child with this kick arse tie pin – after all we’re the grown-ups now and its our turn to decide what that means!
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Ice is great at loadsa stuff, being cold, melting, putting down peoples tops etc, but when it comes to keeping ones whisky chilled there can be an issue. Your sipping your straight up single malt with some cooling ice, loving the heady range of flavors, when suddenly it gets a bit watery, the taste changes and its whisky with a dash – when you wanted it straight! You have two choices, down each glass before any naughty ice gets a chance to sully your firewater OR get these little soapstone whisky blocks! Just whack them in the freezer and then hey presto, when you want pure unadulterated chilled pleasure you can whip out these nifty nuggets!
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