So how much stock do you need for that soup? The volume of a human breath perhaps or more like half a brain? You want some flour too, to thicken it up, How much? As many grains as there are people on the planet perhaps? Improve your cooking and never have to guesstimate the amount of water in a bus sized Cumulus Cloud again with these bodacious measuring jugs!
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Ice is great at loadsa stuff, being cold, melting, putting down peoples tops etc, but when it comes to keeping ones whisky chilled there can be an issue. Your sipping your straight up single malt with some cooling ice, loving the heady range of flavors, when suddenly it gets a bit watery, the taste changes and its whisky with a dash – when you wanted it straight! You have two choices, down each glass before any naughty ice gets a chance to sully your firewater OR get these little soapstone whisky blocks! Just whack them in the freezer and then hey presto, when you want pure unadulterated chilled pleasure you can whip out these nifty nuggets!
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Sick? Possibly. Funny? Definitely! Seriously strange knife block for those of you with a slightly sense of dark humor!
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These are cool, and clearly intellectually stimulating, plus drinking beer with a straw gets you wankered quicker. Win, Win, WIN!
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Don’t get this! He’s the most annoying little bastard ever! He jolts you awake with a piercing shriek then runs and hides, scurrying, twisting and flashing as he goes! He is the anti-snooze and for this he should die. However If you really have to get up in the morning cos you have one of those job things our mum keeps talking about he is rather effective, and well he’s kinda cute! We think Chrome Clocky is rather snazzy but if he doesn’t suit your pigsty (er sorry we meant room) he has a gang of sadistic roaming pals that would love to be your bedroom buddies!
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Now at AC we like to express ourselves fully and take total advantage of the more colorful culminations of our lovely language however we know in some circumstances one needs to behave in a more refined and er elegant manner. The answer – a swear box. Its meant to be something to do with behavioral psychology or conditioning or science or something but all we know is when you swear you have to chuck a quid or so in the bank which makes you sad and after you’ve learn to be good in front of the kids/ mother in law / judge etc you can spend it all, which makes you happy. Ultimately you end up happy and with an extended vocabulary so its all good!
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