So having a pet is nice, but lets face it unless Tiddles is a Puma or Rover’s half wolf your creature’s hardly going to blow anyones mind – unless you invest in a R2 Fish Scool! Now you can teach your little flipper to dribble, fetch and shoot hoops – fuck the job and mortgage – take this badboy on the road to fame and fortune!
WARNING Purchasing this item decreases users sex appeal (But who needs sex when your goldfish limbos!)
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So how much stock do you need for that soup? The volume of a human breath perhaps or more like half a brain? You want some flour too, to thicken it up, How much? As many grains as there are people on the planet perhaps? Improve your cooking and never have to guesstimate the amount of water in a bus sized Cumulus Cloud again with these bodacious measuring jugs!
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We don’t really know why, but we always like to have an anatomically correct human model to hand, its both educational and wonderfully weird!
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Any damage done to you, self inflicted or otherwise is a crime pure and simple – Mark it thus and stem the flow, plus it seems to us here at AC that not entering ones wounds is always good sense!
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These guys beat Barbie and Ken (or whoever her new bloke is) hands down – seriously cool toys! Set includes a Chupacabra, Jersey Devil, Bigfoot, Mothman and the Loch Ness Monster.
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The Law, Anatomy, Physics, Math: you can learn a lot from books. Indeed some of the greatest minds of our world honed their craft by learning from previous masters experience enshrined in the written word. Now at last someone has actually imparted knowledge on a topic we give a dam about! Yay! Read carefully and revise hard apprentice!
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