Its called The Rat Race for a reason! Celebrate making it through the day in style with this awesome doormat – ideally there will be a crowd of people cheering your name and an ice cool beer awaiting you, but the matt will do!
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If you have a point to make, say it in style!
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ALSO: Fuck Remote Control
Everyone wants to be chief of the remote control it’s the ultimate household goal, and when you finally grasp the cool hard plastic in your hands it feels, well er actually, it feels a little disappointing! For such a sacred prize it looks more than a tad mundane. But fear not, some genius folk have seriously sexed up the humble remote! This bad boy is an accelerometer controlled universal remote control / kick arse magic wand that responds to your flicks and swishes to change channel / volume and so forth – Fuck Harry Potter – you are the Wandmaster!
£49.95 Get this Crap
ALSO: Magic Remote Control
If you ever want to see your Cheese again meet me at the old (sofa) fort at 1800 hours. Be alone. Bring chocolate.
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We at AC aren’t uber fond of the whole being a grown up thing, we have to tidy our own rooms, don’t get pocket money and hardly ever get time to play! Luckily some clever types have merged worktime and funtime with these supreme little Lego inspired USB Blocks – Love em!
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Option 1: Pick Prospective Sexual Partner up. Take Prospective Sexual Partner to dinner at fancy restaurant. Make Prospective Sexual Partner laugh with your wit and charm. Complement Prospective Sexual Partner in a sincere and unique manner. Move on to an intimate bar. Buy Prospective Sexual Partner a few cocktails. Ask Prospective Sexual Partner if they want to go back to yours for cup of coffee. Make coffee. Make it clear you don’t give a damn about the coffee. Make move.
Option 2: Invite Prospective Sexual Partner round. Light candle.
Which do you prefer?
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