For many years the world has spoken in hushed tones of the second coming, the day when the divine becomes corporal once more and shines its transformative light upon our lives, now at last it is upon us.
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We at AC aren’t uber fond of the whole being a grown up thing, we have to tidy our own rooms, don’t get pocket money and hardly ever get time to play! Luckily some clever types have merged worktime and funtime with these supreme little Lego inspired USB Blocks – Love em!
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Option 1: Pick Prospective Sexual Partner up. Take Prospective Sexual Partner to dinner at fancy restaurant. Make Prospective Sexual Partner laugh with your wit and charm. Complement Prospective Sexual Partner in a sincere and unique manner. Move on to an intimate bar. Buy Prospective Sexual Partner a few cocktails. Ask Prospective Sexual Partner if they want to go back to yours for cup of coffee. Make coffee. Make it clear you don’t give a damn about the coffee. Make move.
Option 2: Invite Prospective Sexual Partner round. Light candle.
Which do you prefer?
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So having a pet is nice, but lets face it unless Tiddles is a Puma or Rover’s half wolf your creature’s hardly going to blow anyones mind – unless you invest in a R2 Fish Scool! Now you can teach your little flipper to dribble, fetch and shoot hoops – fuck the job and mortgage – take this badboy on the road to fame and fortune!
WARNING Purchasing this item decreases users sex appeal (But who needs sex when your goldfish limbos!)
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So how much stock do you need for that soup? The volume of a human breath perhaps or more like half a brain? You want some flour too, to thicken it up, How much? As many grains as there are people on the planet perhaps? Improve your cooking and never have to guesstimate the amount of water in a bus sized Cumulus Cloud again with these bodacious measuring jugs!
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We don’t really know why, but we always like to have an anatomically correct human model to hand, its both educational and wonderfully weird!
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