Big things often come in small packages, for example grenades and the X Mini II Speaker. Just like a grenade the X Mini II is small enough to transport with ease, just like a grenade the X Mini II nestles ergonomically in your hand and just like a grenade the X Mini II explodes! Seriously these things need to be heard to be believed – Massively loud and awesome!
N.B The X Mini II speaker is not a grenade and thus makes an ineffective though melodic choice of weaponry. If you are in need of a real grenade please get therapy.
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Its called The Rat Race for a reason! Celebrate making it through the day in style with this awesome doormat – ideally there will be a crowd of people cheering your name and an ice cool beer awaiting you, but the matt will do!
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Everyone wants to be chief of the remote control it’s the ultimate household goal, and when you finally grasp the cool hard plastic in your hands it feels, well er actually, it feels a little disappointing! For such a sacred prize it looks more than a tad mundane. But fear not, some genius folk have seriously sexed up the humble remote! This bad boy is an accelerometer controlled universal remote control / kick arse magic wand that responds to your flicks and swishes to change channel / volume and so forth – Fuck Harry Potter – you are the Wandmaster!
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If you ever want to see your Cheese again meet me at the old (sofa) fort at 1800 hours. Be alone. Bring chocolate.
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This isn’t just a notebook, this is a notebook with some serious pedigree: The legendary notebook of Van Gogh, Hemingway, Matisse and heaps of other smart dead guys. This little badboy nullifies the need for you to be clever, funny or interesting as just by holding it you look all three and more! Result!
N.B No moles were hurt in the making of this notebook, though I did poke one quite hard whilst writing this post.
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